Seems like the Spurs had to move from “Kawhi won’t he play,” to “Kawhere the hell is he.”

Deadspin writers out here with secret admirers and I can't even get a text back... 

How many countries are in this country?

Pictured: The world’s shittiest revival of “Of Mice and Men”

For those who don’t speak Spanish, he’s saying “GOL, PUTOS!” in the double-finger gif. It literally translates to “goal, man-whores!” or “goal, group of whores of mixed genders!” but should be translated as “goal, bitches!” 

Oddly enough, that also resulted in ripping all the skin off your knuckles. 

OneNote that I take away from all of this is, the Outlook is not good for Cleveland.

He’s naturally injury-prone. It runs in his jeans.

This is why people hate soccer.

Actually, it’s pretty rare for a player to be the best in the world at his sport for let’s say 75% of the time he’s played the game and only make his sport’s postseason once. (Also DeGrom has played in the postseason 1 out of his 4 seasons, Trout 1 out of 7).

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

I hate seeing Diana’s name in the byline. I know that the article is going to be well written, informative, and that I’m going to need a shower after reading it.

Careful you don’t break a leg jumping to that conclusion

I read that article. There’s no retraction, no “whoops,” nothing. Just a new article repeating the facts. There’s even a link inside the article to the offending article! It’s bad editorial practice. Straight up.

Diana, how draining is your beat? You cover some of the worst characters in sports. I have to imagine that, calling or not, this kinda crap has to eat away at you. All the same, thank you for what you do.

FOX News: Malcolm Jenkins, pictured here kneeling during Anthem before Super Bowl LII against the Patriots,

“It’s not a pick and choose what you want to believe.”

Gomez vented some of these frustrations to the Tampa Bay Times on Tuesday, offering up ample amounts of pee and blood to prove he’s clean.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager