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If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its

If we are going to talk about human victory cigars and not bring up Brian Scalabrine what are we even doing here?

this is both impressive and more recent than the ridiculous OBJ catch, but it is by no means superior.  

Zero likes for any of this.

“LET’S LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM HANDLE THIS BEFORE WE RUSH TO ANY CONCLUSIONS”

Back in high school I heard a guy yell at his son “the position is catcher, not retriever”.

I can’t even imagine how many of my co-workers I’d punch if I had to see their stupid faces every single day for seven months at a time.

Beadle’s job is to host what is basically the sports equivalent of The View, and that does not require her to be able to explain the intricacies of a zone blocking scheme or break down a jet sweep. She’s there to guide discussions about narratives and broad storylines, which she can do just fine without watching

There are plenty of Mets games left, let’s not get to hasty with the “only” just yet...

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

GM wins is the best advanced stat.

I’m Canadian and you have far too many states that start with I and M

I used to enjoy the “jacked up” highlight segment on MNF, not because I liked the Berman-esque phrase as much as I enjoyed laughing at players stumble off the field.

Easy: Because Trump, for all his faults, hasn’t shifted substantially from who he was in the eighties or nineties: a rich coastal socialite.

RENDEZVOUS A TEMECULA

Roethlisberger didn’t play in the game, so unless the steelers are employing at least two rapist QBs that’s not the case.