Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

That’s Trump’s America for you. Greys are out first. Browns next.

Fratspin

Citi Field definitely retired Jason Bae.

This is the only answer.

This is the only answer.

Diana thanks for working late on a Friday to get this out. You are one of Deadspin’s greatest assets, please keep up the good work.

I just realized this is the same guy:

If you imagine a very undercooked potato, you’re 92% there.

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

The Sixers are so bad they didn’t even make the Eastern Conference Finals the year they made the Finals.

Thank goodness. We were all worried that you’d find new soccer stories to misreport.

You’re missing the obvious Kinja Turtles joke…

All good players have multiple 3 year gaps in playing time.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Can’t anyone just pick him up for the major league minimum, now that he’s released? I think other teams would have been responsible for his contract if they had claimed him after the DFA.

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Exactly how is what he said racist...? He talks about failed states and poor transitions, combined with a socio-economic issue based on large-family size and easily inferred from said family-size, need. Takes a lot of Euro to feed 7-8 kids, vs 1-2. It isn’t racist at all. Large-family size is a pretty common…

I mean.......for what it’s worth....there are some African nations that are suffering from some of the same problems endemic to Mississippi...which include corrupt leadership (which is often white once you start following the money uphill) and strong religious social opposition to things like birth control, abortion,…

Maybe I am naive, but to me this reads like him just talking about how profound the crises to be dealt with are. Saying they are civilizational means they threaten the civilization there to it’s core. Saying that there are 7 or 8 children per woman is to give a piece of information to explain why you cannot solve it…