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I’m not here to say whether Torre is a bigot or not, Hernández may have a point in regards to white umps getting promoted. I do know that Hernández doesn’t get to work World Series games because he’s a fucking terrible umpire.

You sound like you could go for some potato salad.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

there is exactly (1) noun I recognize in that entire sentence.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

it’s almost like victorian times sucked and people should stop romanticizing it

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

Yes, yes they did.

April fools was yesterday

He knows of a 9-5 job that treats you like a human? What is it? Unicorn rancher? Leprechaun rights activist?

What a self-absorbed guy, thinking he should have everything. It’s like he’s repeatedly heard people say, “It’s all Cravy.” Next thing you know, he’ll be demanding his own train.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

What the fuck are you highlight truthering this kid for? You admit yourself in the article that you can’t really get 70 in a game without this kind of shenanigans. What’s the point of saying this?

Actually, this is verified fact.