Three little letters...AED. Probably not heard a lot over there but in every mall, school and arena in the US. 15 minutes for first responders? No chance.

Pretty cheesy using a Photshop pic from the 'net. I guess Will really is gone.

One time, I drank thirteen cold ombudsman and then threw-up.

ESPN was working hard to get Mr. T. Barber, and was beaten to the punch by NBC.

And the Premiership thing soccer deal football league thing that Will likes surges past the NHL and takes the lead in the best cable sport programming almost rating an .01 for live events because of this horrible violence.

When the rent come due on the trailer, momma gets to workin.

This is a great example of how Disney has changed ESPN.

Since he joined the NASCAR ranks, JPM has been a favorite of the drivers. He has been a victim of others, had mechanical failure, and had to face the same learning curve as any rookie.

Brent Musberger in the "NASCAR fan zone" at Daytona for ESPN looked like Rush Limbaugh at an ACLU meeting.

With ESPN coming back to NASCAR after six years, and Fox Sports and SPEED having to share the SpeedWeek races, it certainly made for interesting television. Here is a link for more TV discussion.

And somewhere....Tom Jackson is smiling.

This is not as good as the Barbaro funeral picture posted yesterday. But, its damn close.

As Tom Jackson once said so eloquently:

I just got off the phone with the Bally's Sports Book:

Atlantic Video is owned by the Moonies...remember them? Good to know the Disney boys rent payments keeps the Moonies in tofu and Birkenstocks. Or are they the ones with robes and shaved heads? Wait, you think Wilbon? No....

$48 is the per diem rate for all ESPN'ers that rises slightly if assigned to NY or LA gigs.

Carl Monday's first new assignment:

Is it bad when you have to turn the channels during commercials so the kids don't see the violence? Remember when violence ON the field was the problem? These commercials will be the story of the game...along with the 2nd half comeback led by the SC...of course.

"Are you mental?"

Wait till it gets dark and he meets the other creatures that inhabit Miami hotels. I should have included purchasing RAID at the nearest Circle K. on the guidelines...damn.