Miami Tourist Guidelines:

ESPN Classic...going slowly into the night.

Sending pervy email to female SportsCenter staffers...Mike Tirico...3 months off.

On behalf of many Dolphins fans I would like to make the following statement:

Mr. Gumbel had just as much difficulty identifying the "belcher" as he did the players on the field.

Sorry that I buried this story soo deep in the [NBA.com] website that it is next to the Bill Walton Christmas Carol CD. ($9.95)

I used to work for the guy that runs the NFL Network. His business practices make Nancy Grace look like Ghandi.

Newsflash.....Tiki retiring at end of season, hence the comment. I ain't just good looking, I is also very smart.

Ponder this...

Big props on the Steve Borenstein mention.

Since I live in South Florida, I have watched Joe Girardi all season long. It will be a shame to lose him, but he is the best thing that could ever happen to the Cubs.

Baggie...put down the pipe and back away from the keyboard.

T-Rac said his Powerade Mac Tools Valvoline Club Car Cadet had been having handling problems all day, and they thought they had corrected it before the start.

After the game, the "kid" will return to his job as a truck driver for a cement mixing company. But his wife is always going to be embarrassed by this moment.

The key question is: Can Major League Wiffleball play exclusively at the Wide World of Sports in Orlando? This will do a lot in moving the discussion along.

The story is much bigger than old Floyd. With the top stars thrown out before the first wheel turned, cycling itself is on the verge of collapse.

I can hardly wait until the season is over and the Chorizo gets back to his regular job, because my lawn is a mess since he left.

You know the rule: If you bought 'em, you show 'em.

Isn't it just wrong when the groom has longer hair than the bride?

Here is the way ESPN thinks. They create this content that they own. Then, they air the content on SportsCenter for a national cable exclusive and promote the hell out of it on the website and in the press. First step done.