I thought the unknown protein was whatever Dolores injected him with when she had him committed? A tracker or something maybe?

He might have like 30 individual limited-warranties for all the parts.

It’s cool but I’m just not sure they’re going to honor his warranty.

Thank fucking god. As a longtime PlayStation/Xbox player, Nintendo’s four button layout has always been something I could never get used to on their conventional pads. I think I might actually get more use out of my Switch now with this update.

OMG button remapping, YES!

Can you associate the button mapping profiles with specific games? 

Counter point, I own a small company and we’ve completely spilled all our money into making PPE. I highly doubt we’ll make it through this time as we work in developing countries normally and the US govt has therefore decided we won’t get bailout money, but that’s not stopping us from making Shields with our molds. Oh…

His stupidity knows no bounds. We’ve known for months that COVID-19 would hit the US, and did nothing to prepare for it. Thousands of people will die who could have been saved if Cheeto and his sycophants hadn’t spent the whole time calling it a hoax.

Not to mention it’s an assembly plant. They probably make few, if any, of the parts there.

Does this simpleton understand

Does this simpleton understand

Medical devices are priced properly for a capitalist market.  The problem lies in that they should not exist in a capitalist market, they should exist outside of it... but that’s socialism or communism, or something else that’s far worse than dying from a literal virus.

Does this simpleton understand what goes into retooling an automobile assembly plant to make medical ventilators? It’s not take out die A and insert die B. Clean room assembly lines need to be established, supply chain needs to be established with new outside suppliers, new molds need to be made to accommodate the…

“They said they were going to give us 40,000 much needed Ventilators, ‘very quickly’. Now they are saying it will only be 6000, in late April...”

He does realize that even if he does invoke the Defense Production Act he will have to pay for the ventilators he forces people to build for the federal government.   Of course if he follows his practice from back when he was building casinos he will just not pay them and declare bankruptcy. 

So what if we end up with too many. We can always sell them to other countries dealing with COVID 19. Also there’s no reason these should cost 30k each, other than, because all medical devices are overpriced.

Invoke the “P”? Didn’t he already do that in a Russian hotel room with some hookers?

It’s true, they’re essential and irreplaceable. If only there were a way to buy games online and download them directly to your console or PC. Man, wouldn’t that be great?

That’s the thing. The US numbers we have right now could be 2-4X higher.
We’re basically not testing.
The WHO HAD millions of test kits ready to go.
But the US Admin and CDC, in our infinite exceptionalism wisdom said, “nahh, we good.”
We’ve been scrambling to create and manufacture our own tests, which didn’t even…