This article should have a crapton more views and likes.

This is the opposite type of rollout Steve Jobs would have allowed.

Give me a laptop with some guts and a brain, please. I really, really don't care about a lightweight laptop that's easy to carry like a tablet. If I wanted the brains of a tablet, I'd have gotten a tablet.

Just gonna leave this here.

No way. That's gotta be solitary confinement or something. The doom room? Maybe where they send the columnist with the most typos for the week?

I am so, so, so amped for this mission. I am beyond excited.

#11: Photoshop yourself into someone else's engagement photos.

Also, who the hell was the 1???

Bully for them for sharing this! Admit your failures boldly and boldly try again!

Let's just trace the logic here, just for fun:

Sweet, this totally makes me forget how much money we've spent on rolling out a machine that was obsolete years before it ever saw live combat!

Never saw the original. Still haven't watched the original.

That's great, but... question: is the internet really a series of tubes?

I can do more than a thousand.

I remember with Curiosity there was some debate about microbial contamination- one of the parts on it hadn't been properly decontaminated prior to takeoff and they were pretty sure something small and alive had made it onto the surface of Mars.

Isn't there some kind of protocol around interplanetary contamination? I feel like we shouldn't just let things crash land on other planets. Not a huge deal, but... c'mon...

I've pretty much stopped watching videos here because of the awful ads. So sue me for liking Safari more than Chrome. The Safari ad blocker just doesn't cut it.

Unless these are the trajectory-correcting bullets that DARPA is currently developing, lose the effing gun. Guns are so 1941.

Basically layers are in this season, and this comet is particularly fashionable.

My buddy really nailed it first.