Life is so, so f*cking disgusting. At some point, a group of molecules organized and evolved such that this was their best chance of survival. Wow. Just, wow.

And... it wasn't built on an Indian burial ground, was it?

Can't be true. Everyone knows farts dissipate in potency on a relative space-potency-time continuum.

That's insane. This was an awesome post. I'd always wondered about the legitimacy of what's portrayed in movies.

We have an OR at work and for anyone who hasn't tried this thing yet, try it. It was one of the coolest, craziest experiences I've ever had. It was legitimately one of the first things I've ever tried that made me say with the strongest conviction, "Wow. The future is here."

THAT'S YOUR IN! Haha.

Finally! Hopefully they can crack down on the single greatest looming threat to America, illegal immigrants looking for a better life on our side of the border.

That would be a crapload of empty or blank footage to scrub through. Hopefully they're marking timecode as they get bites.

Beat me to it.

Absolutely not. Hah.

It always trips me out seeing the globe flipped upside down- err, inverted. It looks like an entirely different planet. Pretty cool.

They've got a lot of skies and a lot of (appropriately) paranoid people shooting video of everything.

I'm seriously considering doing an open letter video to Uber that explains how supply and demand actually works in reality. They keep calling it supply and demand, but that's... that's just not accurate and is merely a nice copped-out smokescreen for profit.

Dude.... dude... I was pretty brutal in my back and forth with the Uber rep, who was sending me canned responses. I can't imagine my temperament over a $400 cab ride. I can't imagine yours either.

$171.94 to drive 7 miles during surge pricing! Yay!

For that, I could have flown round trip to Denver on Southwest (~2,200 miles).

I couldn't finish that paragraph because I was boob.

I'm actually not sure that's a reasonable thing. Think about shooting a projectile in a vacuum. To every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. I'm not saying it's impossible. I'm just saying that it doesn't sound especially feasible. But hey, it might be.

Damn, this is way better than mine. Hah. Nice work!

If you're a small business owner, it can affect your ability to get a loan when you have little to no collateral, so you should definitely have credit history in my opinion. I have a lot more options than most people might have because I've been extremely diligent in maintaining great credit history.