Isn't this image from 2004 or something? I've had this saved on my computer for forever.

This proved to be unceremoniously anticlimactic!

He's a witch!

I think they probably could have executed a little better, but they're going the right direction.

That's why for just $2,000 I'll photoshop you into any Halloween photo of you WEARING the Iron Man suit! It's like being Iron Man without having to lose weight!

I want their PR firm.

According to the article, they'd get there in weeks, so presumably back again in a few more weeks. But yes, you'd definitely be out of touch. The cell service at Alpha Centauri is awful.

Once they beat light to their destination, will they be able to see themselves taking off in the past from their place of origin?

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This is the saddest single article I've ever seen on Gizmodo.

Highly educated and extremely gifted ex-girlfriend grew up on the rez and this is what she told me. She takes it very seriously, hence I felt comfortable repeating it. Enlighten us?

I might be crazy, but none of this takes singularity-speed processing into account.

The Anishinaabe Ojibwe ("Original People") have an oral history that tells of them coming to North America by crossing over the land bridge connecting the two continents near Alaska. When scientists started throwing around the land bridge theory, they were like, "No duh. We knew that already."

What's interesting is…

And yet somehow everyone is allowed to vote and everyone is allowed to procreate...

Opposable thumbs are what separate us from the animals! Except animals with opposable thumbs... hmm...