Throughout my life, climate change has become increasingly more prevalent (in so far as we've witnessed it) and widely accepted as fact. With it come positively devastating consequences of globally catastrophic scale.

You couldn't afford an owl? Hah. Wow, a Harry Potter reference? Really? I think I've been poisoned.

I just couldn't get this to work. Strangely not seeing something that wasn't actually happening probably means my brain is broken.

Yeah, like bags of sand.

Radio? Who needs a radio?

Eventually it's basically a mathematical certainty, right?

Which will be nice, because I'll have been badly mangled in a teleportation accident.

Source?

"The ideas are still could..."

And that was the last Mexican Coke I ever drank...

All I can think of is this. Stupid, awesome trailer. Ruining my Jet Capsule dreams.

Nah, I'll vouch for this. I was a hardcore PC guy since '95 and made the switch in 2010 to a MBP. What I found was that I spent all my time troubleshooting my PC- software and hardware- instead of actually accomplishing anything.

"The item you have requested is currently not available in the US store." - 1:55pm CST

Constructive!

All we need are a couple giant terraformers and a few solar-powered, alchemic 3D printers and we'll have a whole new planet to destroy.

Damnit. I'm too lazy to move Star Wars from my fiction to nonfiction section.

Basically, science. It's like magic, but with numbers!