Right. But when I call in a grassfire here in Texas, they immediately ask if I'm referring to the one on LOCATION and LOCATION. By doing that they can just tell me whether or not they're responding to it without getting all the details.

Yeah, I can weigh in. I'm a producer. This is filmmaking. You want to pay everyone fairly? Pay the producers for the production.

That's it. In my coffin I'm leaving a note instructing people from the future to go back in time and bring me forward to the future so I can fly around the universe.

Oh, like a command? "[implied You] laugh out loud!"

Just a point of order- it's crazy you have to identify you lol'd in real life. Doesn't LOL by definition mean you laughed out loud?

Just a point of order- it's crazy you have to identify you lol'd in real life. Doesn't LOL by definition mean you laughed out loud?

Nothing says "reliable" to me like streaming my mix over wi-fi instead of using good, old XLR... :p

Nothing says "reliable" to me like streaming my mix over wi-fi instead of using good, old XLR... :p

Not to stereotype (or reverse stereotype), but that has to be about the cutest little computer geek girl I've ever seen. Or have I just been out of school too long to know what kind of girls are taking mechanical engineering classes?

THAT SOUNDS EXTREMELY ANNOYING. PLUS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EMPHASIZE THE WORD "EXTREMELY" WHEN IT'S ALREADY CAPS'D?

OMG my girlfriend's cat just took a swipe at me today and I narrowly dodged. I know nothing about cats and wouldn't have even thought to wash out the bite.

Plus one for you, sir. :)

These are all cool, but please just make 'The Bat'.

You, sir, are a genius. They really need a Like button on here.

For whatever reason cats love simple crap. Case in point:

What is that image? A T-Mobile G2 with a track ball??? Did that exist? Mine has a silly pad on it.

In other news, the market is now ripe for my experimental novelty product/snack, Nom-Magnets.

Scratch that. My updated software made unicorns fly out of Tim's butt. Problem fixed.

Yeah, this was something I was really looking forward to actually. I didn't see any mention of it here.