I was going to say "You'll never know because SEALS operate in the dark."

Last time they released an OS there were some pretty big bugs before the patch came out. I'm going to wait for the patch so I don't lose access to my Adobe Creatie Suite while everyone's scrambling to figure out what went wrong.

Optical drive cartel??? Say that out loud and try not to laugh at the utter ridiculousness.

I think we have a new winner! Truly gorgeous photography.

Ugh, I miss college.

Yeah, uh, I played Mario when he was still just 8 bits...

Agreed. I feel a lot less threatened by a chopper attack than I do by ten lunatics wielding glocks in an otherwise arbitrary scenario. Cheap and accessible weapons to people who've already had these rights revoked? Scary.

Hah, amen. I do a ton of this stuff with Dell, Verizon, you whole slew of smaller clients- it's all movie magic.

Is it fair to say this is your age of Aquarius?

This is the first time I've seen Nintendo and thought, "I should really take up smoking."

Hi Jake,

Agreed. I think the video was awful. Informational and interesting, but the overall tone, pacing and stylistic choices were pure cheese.

Most of the US won't recognize the Higgs because it was not on Idol last season.

I are smart.

Yeah, I had this, but I thought it was that changeworm virus that keeps showing up on my neighbor's router. I wish I could tell them about it. Sigh.

Healthy? Okay. But how many calories?

Store clerk tries to call cops on a T-Mobile phone = he does not get service in the store.

I forgot to mention she was crying. It just gets worse and worse.

Mock pooping on girls in cheap Vegas hotel rooms is where it's at.

I am having a hard time promoting any of these comments