It's science.

Oh, bravo, sir. Just... I'm done. I can't dream up a funnier comment than this. :)

60% of the time it works every time.

Or do you mean DOUBLE the mullet?!

Totally. I said this in reply to someone else, but it was his risk. Ergo, his reward.

He took the risk. It could have been anyone taking the risk, but he took it. That's why he matters.

Scruff McGruff!

Ugh, you should see my old college friends that graduated and are now teaching. Party girls, every one. It's not fair. It's just not fair.

I was really hoping that wasn't him.

To add to this, it's likely she and her counterpart had their mics switched. So when the audio guy turned her mic up he had them backwards, hence the delay in the first speaker's audio.

Wires? I'm pretty sure it's a series of tubes...

You don't say...

The adventurer in me is crying, but the child in me is doing this.

It's one of those new smart cars.

I don't think they care who they alienate any more.

Finally.

I would promote this if I could.

A lot of these are great solutions if you're not a professional using Adobe's product line to make a living. As a hobbyist these would come in handy. But as Adobe's products affect my daily capacity for creative output, which dictates my daily monetary income, I'm chained to them and them alone.

When I first moved to Austin I took a girl on a date. I thought it would be cool to go see the bats.

"Teleportation... ur duin it rong."