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"In other news this May of 2030, Nike has invented teleportation, making running the 100 meter dash obsolete. Experts predict at least several shattered world records."

Didn't John Krasinski open a DD's in LA because he missed his life on the East Coast? I could be wrong about this.

Further evidence that our environments are going to become increasingly interactive over time. Wait until they incorporate biometric detection. Then they'll know how often you personally hold the handle on the coffee pot versus your wife, which doorways you use the most, whether or not you open your junk mail, etc.…

I haven't looked into the Sony. Does it have XLR inputs? Comparable price point? I might convert if what you're saying proves awesomely true.

You, sir, are a genius.

That is the single most ridiculous thing I've heard this week.

In the old days I used to get a nice little DivX watermark on the lower lefthand corner of my frame.

Reverse plot twist!

Same statement, but I use this and it's not made by Sony.

In a slightly more unhealthy move-

It's like they're actively pushing consumers towards a greener initiative...

In their research I imagine the designers became infinitely familiar with asses. They're probably not even fun any more.

What number do you have to hit to really see that stuff happen? I've been sitting at 50 without putting in any effort and want to know if it's worth actively pursuing.

Finally, Klout is making itself useful. I'd heard stories of Klout perks before but figured it had gone dormant because it's been a long time since.

Amen. Plus they'd eat and poop a whole lot less, which is important to me when I'm considering whether or not to clone an animal that's long been extinct.

Totally sober and I'm giggling at possible alternative titles for this article:

Maybe it's both- I'm not sure. It's definitely from Happy Gilmore though.

Apple, Puma, McDonald's, Diesel, Fiat.

Futures was the first thing that came to my mind. Consumer confidence, speculative buying, etc.