also it became a shitty action movie in the last third, replete with car chases

doesn't every teenager think they're just as intelligent as most adults

but it's so much easier to shit on something than to say "whether it's good or bad will depend on a lot of factors, almost all of which are unknown at this point"

yeah, same here. when some fucking little kid with a flat affect is just insulting you for an audience you can't even see, pushing him into a locker seems not only justifiable but necessary.

thanks for including "SNL writer" in the headline, now i know why this isn't funny

putting the gut in kurt vonnegut

It's pretty shitty how Keenan Ivory Wayans stole the idea of 'black people doing sketch comedy' from Chappelle, went back in time and created In Living Color.

come on, kagan has to be played by david mitchell

I am glad that Young Sheldon takes place when bullying was rampant and acceptable.

because disney owns it. they don't go "well, that intellectual property had a good run but it's run its course".

i find most trump humor bland and repetitive, but this one worked for me. kudos.

look, if we can't take public figures in our government and create elaborate fanfiction about them, who CAN we do that to?!

money reasons. space reasons. there are lots of reasons people don't buy shit when it's packaged one way and then do buy shit when it's packaged another way. there are also probably a lot of people whose interest in twin peaks skyrocketed with the revival who will see this criterion reissue and decide to purchase it.

people who already had a twin peaks boxset and fire walk with me and didn't want to upgrade

quentin tarantino also named three musketeers by paul w.s. anderson one of the best movies of the year it came out so he's not infallible

I know there are a substantial number of ballots in various states that left the presidency blank while voting in other races, but I don't think that can be 'blamed' on Bernie entirely. I mean, even without the contentious DNC primary, Clinton is a divisive candidate. I suppose that's the problem with being a…

she's not a politician, she's a determined killer

It's difficult to say. I don't know of any reliable studies of 2016 non-voters, much less any that go into why they didn't vote. i guess you could just see if there's a correlation between state primaries bernie won (by vote, not caucus) and states which hillary lost.

once everything switches to kinja it won't matter!

"Readers of Biden Memoir Disappointed Actual Biden Bears Little Resemblance To Onion Character"