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oh shit, you've got the most convincing evidence of a widespread trend of all: ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE.

13 million people voted for bernie in the primaries. 1.4 million voted for jill stein. so even if EVERY SINGLE JILL STEIN VOTER was someone who voted for bernie in the primary, a staggering 10% of bernie voters went for her.

don't read the anita hill transcripts, buddy

Great! You saying you didn't find him funny anymore made him attempt suicide again!

This article is shit and I'm an idiot for having read it.

that was house of 1000 corpses

i want to see the country's government fall apart due to a Joel vs. Mike schism

why is seth meyers apparently huffing smilex gas before taping?

Leatherface is kinder, gentler, more moral and better with women than Ted Cruz.

alec baldwin looks like he ate a few good men

I really hope this movie is good because I'm tired of every fucking summer tentpole movie being over 2 hours.

Why are we walking like this? [flower pot]

And then by the time Major League 2 came around he was TOO famous.

I misread the review and thought it said Walter Jr. and Wesley Snipes start making out. That would be a very interesting choice.

maybe things that are good take longer to make than things that are shit?

no, you were right the first time

I like whenever people bitch about those damn third parties (if they're so detrimental to Democratic victory why don't they fucking try to ban them already?) they neglect to mention third party voters is the only reason Clinton won MINNESOTA.

this is why all this shit is hollow and meaningless. all people care about are fucking references to things they recognize

the guy joey king tasked to bury the box opens up the bag, looks at the box, and goes "seven wishes, huh". HERE WE GO AGAIN!

you forgot there's a post-credits scene!