"In this movie, a lot like politics, it’s a little tricky to define who’s [a good guy]"

the only thing standing in the way of the democrats capitalizing on all this are the democrats, and boy do they know how to obstruct their own success.

oh no, not john mccain! not THE MAVERICK himself!

I think a lot of people don't know much of her history. I know that when I started researching her (i.e., Wikipedia) I was shocked and surprised by her career's twists and turns. I mean, just last year she founded a just now defunct conservative website!

she may not be able to vote but she has helped gotten american liberals to believe half of twitter's on the kremlin's payroll based on the incontrovertible evidence of [fart]

didn't he leave congress cause he killed an intern?

on the other hand, hasn't "if you're against trump it's good enough for me" allowed con artists and lunatics like eric garland and louise mensch to flourish?

goddamnit….i feel bad for liking something matt yglesias did

yeah, it's amazing how she still managed to lose

shit, if NPR said it was okay, then…

the reason most movie fans don't read comics is perhaps because they aren't suckers who will pay $4 for 20 pages of shitty, incomplete content

Yes. If you die, it wasn't to be.

"Doctor Poison went on to help the Axis kill millions"

I quit drinking 10 months ago. It was easy and I suffered no ill-effects. The only downside is sobriety is fucking boring.

i'm guessing you used to send death threats to olivia munn in your own blood, decrying her as a 'fake geek girl'

if you don't have the 1993 limited edition Spider-Man pogs ghost written by Steve Ditko you're NOT A REAL FAN

well, 'asshole' explains a lot. i'm a fan of the milwaukee brewers and know a lot of related trivia, but i'm not going to scream at some teenager who doesn't know who hit the most home runs for the team in 1975

i too hate people who like superhero movies because they're not as lame as i am

then when they tell you to fuck off and call you a virgin, say back "it's called VOLCEL!"

man, those later seasons of JLU had a lot of weird things to circumvent, like the ban on bat-characters and then the ban on aquaman characters