people who learn lessons from youtube are lost causes

sarah & duck is the shit, yo

no, no, it'd be in the producer's best interest to take a risk over doing something that has been done before, because if hollywood is known for anything, it's taking a risk on something unproven or uncommon as opposed to something reliable

why can't people who make bad hair choices be represented on television

if there's anything the national and international box office and television ratings have shown, no one wants to watch things with white people in them

nick mullen is a goddamn american hero

legacy, recycling copyrights, same thing

yeah, and unlike with race people don't give enough of a shit about the mentally ill so there wouldn't be endless thinkpieces titled "what moon knight gets wrong about mental illness"

please, who better to document the american teenage experience than kieron gillen

they did get him, imprisoned him in an underwater prison…then he got out because he had to star in another comic.

When asked what she'll do next, Larson said "oh, I'm going to star in Captain Marvel and make a lot of money for Trump supporter Ike Perlmutter"

why the fuck do you care how dude spends his money? at least he's not donating it to the syrian government or something

girlfriends, the game, everybody hates chris

"no one wants to hear these jokes about enterprise…"

Headline: "Alec Baldwin will be hanging up his Trump wig some time soon"'
First line of article: "Alec Baldwin says that he may be hanging up his Donald Trump wig in the near future"

Bad decision. Sobriety sucks.

Arli$$ ran for more seasons

in about three years we'll be experiencing a world without bookshops in perpetuity

i think you meant to write 'cancelled'

so i guess this is one of the more blatant "try out writing for the Onion" comment threads