look, this is what happens when the films are created from the viewpoint of gay pedophile and not a guy with chris claremont's sexual fetishes

how amazing is it that i read this comment while watching this is spinal tap and that scene was on

The Dewey Decimal System, what a scam that was. Boy, that Dewey guy really cleaned up on that deal.

Isn't Josh Gad like the monkey's paw of representation?

Well, That Was Fast: Turns out protest leader Rosie O'Donnell starred in The Flintstones

yeah, the article didn't mention trump once!

the russians are taking our precious bodily fluids

i was more offended he was writing the book despite not being a daywalker

yeah, fuck him for not being enthusiastic about "Rorschach meets The Flash"

please, tim allen still has a career

nah, i'm good

I think if everyone who performed award show kremlinology died we'd have fewer problems in this country

heroism = not clapping for someone at an award show

can't wait for a variation on this article in six years about david arquette

I have the solution: stop selling American products to limey fucks.

he's gonna knock "Cirrhosis Sufferer #1" out of the park

dude, last week i bought a used DVD of that JUST for the carrot top commentary

"It's true! I AM a hypocrite!" said the President. He then resigned from his office immediately, gave his entire fortune to pro-immigrant charities and joined the monastery.

I think Pedro accomplished what he set out to do

the brewers don't have good relievers anymore either