free nick mullen's twitter account

we can expect bruce willis to give the movie his customary 9%

I like how this event sucking is somehow a problem, as though previously the events of the year were, you know, St. Patrick's Day, 4th of July, Christmas, oh shit you CANNOT FORGET the White House Correspondents' Dinner. It's like the Super Bowl of rich people with no apparent skill!

yeah, we didn't kill all those black panthers for profit and power! we did it for the GLORY, man

i can't wait until i can go to dc and visit the wall memorializing all those killed in the 2017 war on the media

"WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
"you, i guess, i mean i'm the caterer"

would've been funny if they went with 24's initial premise of a wedding.

good thing this article reminded me trump is president. the av club has barely mentioned it!

fuck this smarmy bullshit, going into a setting presumably full of people who like training day and going "um actually that movie is shit" but doing it in some diseased "is it okay to…" formulation. who the fuck are you asking is it okay? the teachers?

apatow would find a way to stretch that out to 2 hours 30 minutes

not hypocrisy! hypocrisy is so much worse than advocating genocide

Yes, it's only RECENTLY that police corruption has been a problem! In fact, cops never killed unarmed black men until a couple years ago!

He was devoured by ants

HILLARY CANNOT FAIL, SHE CAN ONLY BE FAILED

if you can't blame someone for their own loss, who can you blame?

kid picks up comic, says "i'm not spending 4 dollars on this"

if the hulk wasn't asian he couldn't cross over with JEREMY LIN

bad example, dude. if every issue of superman was "i am curious (black)" i'd buy it

yeah, who would've thought, marvel fucking over jack kirby

The Russians are here to take your precious bodily fluids!