Irritatingly the first volume is out of print and the rest isn't

basically it's about a secret agent who is black in his civilian identity but white as a secret agent

i suppose you can fuck up a comic about doom by making him iron man

Denzel - watches crush videos
Viggo Mortensen - convicted of manslaughter
Ryan Gosling - pushed Muhammad Ali out of a moving car
Andrew Garfield - ruined Spider-Man

I think Space: Punisher knows EXACTLY how dumb it is.

since when is acting talent a prerequisite for being on a CW show

how many countries can you bomb simultaneously before you lose the label 'humane'

psh, like they need proof.

This is like in the Care Bears movie when they call the cousins and they say "we can all help"

why NOT endorse it?

i too write public figure fanfiction in my head

didn't you also guess clinton was going to win in a landslide

so you're saying michelle obama should start having sex with women?

you can really only tell the story of hank pym shrinking and going into the wasp's vagina once…and even then you shouldn't.

i really thought that hillary cameo was gonna win her the election

remember when obama said he'd join a picket line if bargaining rights for workers were threatened and he never did that?

well, nixon resigned and was pardoned, so it depends on your definition of 'worked'

I'd say superheroes don't have sex often because no one wants to see on display the sexual neuroses of comic book writers.

well, he's already had rape charges dropped

she doesn't help herself by doing dreck like total recall and disappointments room