Literally nothing can make James Franco charming. He could be holding 10 puppies while buying ice cream for little kids and I would still find him immensely repulsive.

Right, because it's Obama's fault that Putin is a monstrous dick. Sure.

You do know that Jason Mamoa once said he enjoyed playing Drago on Game of Thrones so much because he liked "raping beautiful women" right?

Nah, still useless.

In 2011: "My favorite book is The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand."

Why? He was like the most useless character.

Meh, I find him super cheesy. Plus he once said his favorite author is Ayn Rand = NO BUENO.

The term is ubiquitous. I'm honestly baffled how anyone who posts at Jezebel (or even Gawker) could have never heard it. BAFFLED.

Then you just must not pay much attention to pop culture? Like....everything Zooey Deschanel ever does gets MPDG thrown at it.

That just means you're a cool old person.

Yeah, you are pretty lame. you're either super old or 12 years old.

You must not get out much.

Yeah, you are super wrong.

No one remembers Superman Returns.

I googled her and she is still trying to act. But apparently only acts in movies that her husband directs......

Useless as a media personality that people should care about. Not as like...a human being.

I think it's just because she's so useless. She doesn't act anymore (and if she does it's in movies that not even indie crowds care about). She's just trying to score some quick cash based on her stats as a fashiony person. which, whatever, fine, but it's still sad.

That joke will be lost of literally all youth everywhere in the world unless they have taken a special interest in the Holocaust.

Most people have a very hard time finding a doctor who will do it if they've never been pregnant before. It's super super painful (obviously not for everyone, but the majority).

Who's going to be the first to start a troll company and say they're Jehovah's Witnesses and they don't want any of their employees to ever get a blood transfusion? I'll run your social media for free!