I don't know why, but her complete ownership over her ex boyfriend is far more disturbing than any of the hazing. That's some Fatal Attraction shit.

They didn't hack into anything. Denial of Service attacks (overwhelming web and mail servers with traffic) are not the same as breaking into the servers and retrieving information.

Yup. Fuck having kids. I will not raise one of those demon children only to be stuffed in a suitcase on a vacation to fucking Bali that I more than likely paid for, for you and your boyfriend. Yeah, fuck that. I know it's #notallchildren but still.

Oh shut up.

It's like I'm really on Tumblr.

The Obama bit doesn't belong there. It's just business as usual for Republicans to try to oust any Democratic president. You think what they are doing with Obama is bad look up how they tried to impeach Clinton or how they tried to link so many "-gate" scandals to him and his wife during his presidency. It was way…

For me, the depressing thing about this story isn't that it was about Facebook going down. It was that people can be so entitled, lacking in autonomy, and bloody stupid that they call the emergency services for frivolous reasons. I remember a few years ago a UK police department published a list of the reasons people…

Because American youth are ignorant about the world present, let alone the world historical? Go ahead, ask an American teen if they get the joke.

Do you work hard at being this dumb, or does it come naturally to you?

That's not the point. The SC has just established that corporations have legally-protected religious beliefs.

They narrowed the decision to ONLY the contraception question, to avoid all those pesky worries and questions about not covering blood transfusions, vaccines, etc.

how are there five seconds of stoppage time? Well, for one, Ronaldo has 75 fake ankle injuries. Any game that dude's playing you might as well add 5 minutes.

Nah he will stick with it, it will be in his blood. He'll go to Europe and make shit tons of money and them score buckets of goals for us in the WC. The Soccer America will be etched in concrete and the haters will evaporate.

Even tho the ratings are higher than NBA finals, NHL Finals and World Series? No one's making anyone else pay attention. It matters to quite a few it wld seem.

Tell me about it. I was thinking "a draw against Portugal would be great! It'd be near impossible to get us out of second!"

"Two years of people not understanding an interracial relationship"

I love Kanye's music, and some of his social critiques are spot-on, but he also says some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

Kanye plays that interracial relationship card a lot, but I have never once seen that as a criticism leveled against them. I think people give them crap more for the fact that they're both insufferably narcissistic than anything else.

He probably did think about the baby. He probably thought about the baby being at daycare.