Taco John's seem to only be in the middle of the country. I went all the time for tater tots (don't ask me why a "Mexican" place is selling tater tots) when I lived in the midwest, but have never seen them on either coast.

My default position is that every outrageous story about an employee/customer at a restaurant is false until overwhelming evidence is provided. How many fake receipt stories is everyone gonna fall for?

Honestly, are you sure that's even a kid? And not some adult with a condition?

I'm pretty sure literally everyone was saying that.

Well yeah, when your team was expected to lose everything, getting a win and a draw against two damn good teams is something that should be celebrated. Like damn, do people on Deadspin have no joy at all ever?

Uh, doesn't antebellum just refer to everything "before the war"? I don't really see the slavery connotations (no I'm not white).

Kanye is the biggest asshole of all time. It's amazing his head hasn't exploded yet.

And like I said, I'm sure you're smarter than neuroscientists and they're totally just praying that you "buy it"

It's cool, I'm sure you're so much fucking smarter than neuroscientists, you sanctimonious twat.

You dumbfuck this has happened forever. It's not some new phenomenon. You're kids are probably totally fucked up considering how awful you are.

millions of Christians plus Christian governments (such as in Africa) are totally peachy keen with dead children and dead women and dead homosexuals. The fuck is your point?

Most fashion mags and brands (except Vogue, they've specifically stated they haven't hired him in years and won't in the future)

You sort of did, because he's done this shit multiple times. Apparently it's his schtick to just stick slap his dick into the faces of unsuspecting women.

Ok, maybe not pretentious, but twee as fuck? I've heard the stories about how he recites Shakespeare at the drop of a hat. No thanks.

I wasn't aware that pretentious, hyperactive, cheesy, annoying individuals were considered "perfect"

She is not dead because of debt. Where the fuck did you get that from? She likely had a pre-existing condition. It's terrible for her family and her 7 children (who apparently haven't gone to school for like 15 years).

It would also be great if parents put more stock in education instead of letting their kids do jack shit.

I can't believe how many people thought this was about throwing away someone ELSE'S trash as opposed to your own. Wasn't it obvious? Or is the tech sector really that douchey that they'd do a ~sekrit test~ based on if you threw away a superior's trash?

La-Dash-A has been well documented. Key and Peele got it from real life.

Lucky is a common Indian name.