Arguments I read yesterday AGAINST removing the tax in Canada (from other women):

NO TAXATION WITHOUT MENSTRUATION

Tina Fey don’t care. Tina Fey don’t give a shit. That’s why she’s your best friend.

I picked you above all others and it seemed like it was going to work out great so we hired you. Then you toured and you were drinking too much before you performed and we told you to stop.

Later that night

#everythingtastesbetterthanskinnyfeels

This is amazing. Thanks, Tina, for revealing the shape-wear struggle to such a broad national audience.

I...........don’t think I like this. Tina Fey is way too smart, cool & funny to have to take her clothes off as a joke. I get it, just don’t think I dig it.

ehhhhhhhh idk

I clicked hoping to read something about a “moo” point.

I have alternating Pants Feels and Maternal Feels for him. It confuses the bejeezus out of me.

Diane Keaton says that Channing Tatum could make her reconsider her decision to never marry.

Maybe they were trying to (unsuccessfully) delouse him?

Help a small town Midwesterner out: What is so great about Uber? Everything I hear about it screams Rapemobile.

remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?

I live in San Jose (so, Silicon Valley, in a state where she had a failed run for governor), and the local NBC affiliate went out to get the public’s opinion on her running. No one knew who she was, unless she laid them off. One guy said, “I’ve never heard of him.” LOL.