I studied under Carol Clover’s son in undergrad, who coincidentally teaches his mother’s body of work in his own film course curriculae.

She looks super hungry.

Ugh Ellie, stop being my twin.

The world’s most badass ouroboros

Yes! I end up with chaffed thighs from the tights riding down and pilling in the crotch.

Yes! I end up with chaffed thighs from the tights riding down and pilling in the crotch.

He had to sell the clothes off his back to host this dinner.

I’ve been having some ongoing tummy issues, and my nutritionist suggested I clear out the works by going on a low FODMAP diet for a few weeks.

Right?! There have been times when I’ve bought five pairs in my size, and two or three pairs won’t fit.

Right?! There have been times when I’ve bought five pairs in my size, and two or three pairs won’t fit.

That dog stealing story is the cuntiest thing I’ve ever read. Give his fucking dog back!

The Target tights I’ve kept are usually passable, but they are often inconsistent with sizing. This is probably a labeling issue, but I’ve gotten home with sizes that in no way match what they’re meant to be.

The Target tights I’ve kept are usually passable, but they are often inconsistent with sizing. This is probably a…

Reminiscent of the farm workers rights movement in California in the 60s and 70s. Farmers who did pay fair wages and treat their workers well were effectively put out of business by the changes enforced on all farms. Then, as now, their side seemed louder. “We’re doing everything right, why are we being punished?”…

I had to stop reading after he declared that the Kardashians should be rolling in Emmys.

Haters be hatin.

Christian Bale did it better.

Into it.

Damn! I remember when all we had to worry about was whether or not kids were putting identifying information (last names, phone numbers, addresses, etc) on their livejournals. :|

I’m so bored.

Every descriptive sentence in this article should end with “you know, as you do.”

I am sad a boy died, but on a related note, I have no idea what the kids are up to these days.

Fully agree—Janet is living alllll our best lives.