what is that font. ew.

NEVER FORGET

Literally thirty years ago.

BARF. Did Democrats shut down the government when things we didn’t like happened, like the bullshit Citizens United decision?

Prison Break! Now with more hot naked chicks!

Ah, Paris. The federal penitentiary of Europe.

I think they’re acting fake, because do you see any gay animals? No.

this is like staring at the bermuda triangle

giving me Wild West prostitute

gives no fucks.

going full Chaplin

wait wut

such a great human

this is terrible. just...just terrible.

The head scientologist probably picked this out. And he’s probably a colorblind dude.

Why is this happening to us. Were we bad?

I grew up in California, and it was a toss-up whenever I met a friend’s parents whether or not they’d insist on the formal title. My parents insisted on the formal title, but it’s definitely fallen out of vogue. Now that I’m an adult, I usually introduce my parents to people as MamaCatLady and PapaCatLady. They like…

I have a cruelty-free t-rex bust on my wall.

Leave us not forget the time Dorothy got Mario Lopez deported.