YOU CAN'T HEAR SOMEONE'S TONE OVER THE INTERNET. smh....

This hairdo is screaming something....

Conscious undirectioning

I haven't enjoyed something so much since White People Mourning Romney.

Thanks!

Help help! I need a good lip stain for under $100—one that actually stains for more than two hours.

I just preordered this so hard!

"Can we at least celebrate the fact that, one way or another, eating out wins?" Oh EGR, you slay me.

You stay classy, Uber.

Still having nightmares about that audio at the end of The Jinx.

Every time you write something about you and Allen, it just makes me want to be your friend!!!