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I knew a man named D. Idaho,

I literally took one look at that dude’s picture and said “Fenrig”.

The Obvious answer is Count Fenrig, and that is the educated geeks guess, but it could really be anything, it could be someone in the court, but if its a named character, the money is on Count Fenrig.

Also Sox is a cute cat something you rarely see in 3D animation.

Lightyear wasn't the worst. My kids liked it and it didn't make me want to curl up and die watching it with them. I think we sometimes forget who the primary audience is supposed to be for these things.

I loved Comfort and Joy, a truly underrated film, though its off-the-wall humor might fly right past a lot of people. The ice cream truck jingle punctuated with “Hello, folks!” never fails to tickle me.

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I hope the effects team from Everything Everywhere All at Once wins the VFX Oscar because that would be fucking hilarious!

I’m gonna watch this on my cell phone in about three months and then decide if it’s a good movie. 

I actually saw The Black Cauldron on cinema release, I think it had been a double with Return to Oz.

No, really, a professor of Hitler Studies. He invents the first university department of Hitler Studies. This is postmodern lit, not reality. 

ranking fine, fucking slideshow not.

When you say “overtly gay” here, do you mean “stereotypically gay”? Because gay people dress in all sorts of different ways. C’mon.

In theaters Nov 23, on Netflix Dec 23. Since it’s absolutely impossible for AV Club to include this shit anymore.

The wealthy homeowners of Oak Bay, British Columbia have been shaken out of their comfort by an agent of chaos.

Today she hung on to a bit of coral to take a nap with just two of her tentacles and I think I can now finally love my family.

Or how your dad learned empathy from a fucking octopus instead of his decade plus of parenting.

I think that’s a really good point about the title - the twist would land better if we weren’t primed for it. (On the other hand, hearing Helen Mirren say “My Monkey Grifter” is pretty great.)

I watched Octopus Teacher the other day to prep for this episode and the biggest thing I took from it was how shitty it would be to be a teenager and your dad just wanted to talk to you about this fucking octopus everyday for a year.

I think my only critique of Monkey Grifter is that they give too much away in the

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A crummy commercial? Sonofabitch!