Even sadder now. Waaaaaaay sadder.

I doubt Will Smith’s career is destroyed. He did a weird and alarming thing, very recently and about as publicly as a person can, and so it’s very present in our minds. But Smith’s been a movie star for a long time, and I would bet on him continuing to find roles.  He might ever manage to make some more interesting…

Will Smiths career isn’t dead. I bet he’s in his comeback tour by the end of the year.  He’s gonna do press about how’s he gotten help for his anger management/mental health/substance abuse issue and will be signing in to some big Hollywood comeback project.   They will be laughing about the slap by the next Oscars

Jenny Slate? Phil Collins’ Take Me Home?! Lesley Stahl’s impeccable comic timing?!?! STOOOOPP!! It’s been such a looong wait.

jk this looks awesome

I can’t remember the last time the internet actually deserved a “Great Job”, but this properly does. But primarily: 

People often point out how old movies are really short. They are but when you went to the movies back in the day, you paid one price and got several of these 40 minute movies, plus some cartoons and a few news reels. During some points in history you basically just paid and walked in and watched what was showing and…

I enjoyed this, especially the part where Davidson has to stop the rapping long enough to justify the run time of “The King of Staten Island.” Also the Simon Rex as Ernest bit, which reminds me of June Diane Raphael’s confession on “How Did This Get Made” that she found Jim Varney “kinda hot.”

Here ya go, Petey baby, just over 44 minutes or nearly an hour under your threshold:

He was being interviewed and they asked him a question, it’s not like he’s on a Twitter crusade or something.

If nothing else I do find “Cliff Beasts” to be a pretty funny euphemism for dinosaurs.

Saw this tonight on the big screen here in Toronto, loved it. 

The crowd probably legit wondered if it was an act. Smith sat back down, Rock finished his intro and walked off, Smith wasn’t removed and a few minutes later won his damn statue...on the front end it probably looked like a bit if you were in the room. Not until Smith got up and started bawling did it likely fully sink…

Many of the people there are trained to be one way on camera, and they are often different off. The fact that Smith lost control of his emotions while on camera, may have genuinely shocked and confused some of the people there. They might have been more inclined to think it was an act than us plebs. 

Just cut that award and move on. Not that complicated.

Fair point, but done well I think a miniseries could capture more of the story. But interrupting the flow with episodic breaks might hurt it, too. So as the great William Joel once said, you may be right. 

If they’re gonna do it, then I can only see it maybe work one way that I believe would work as a success.

Then why was Betty White included?

I swear GQ once called Bryan Ferry “the original art school boobie dazzler” and I think that’s the only thing anyone should ever say about Roxy Music. 

Human perception of sound is one of the most subjective things I can think of.