I would have been pretty much sold just based on the trailer.

I just cried again watching the clip.

Plus: Elves! 

How is it legal to buy that much explosive for recreational purpose?

I would like to counter that having Patrick Duffy for a leg set up a funny and very specific joke about Step by Step. I suppose he could have been replaced with Suzanne Somers, but that’s about it.

She was so good in Maniac. 

Works for me.

I can’t believe how long it took me to see what you did here.

Valhalla. Apparently there are a lot of Icelandic murder mysteries, you know, to make up for the lack of actual murders.

Watched The Forest on Netflix. But I also went to a local brewery and ate pizza from a food truck! I brought my corgi! I saw my neighbors! I think this is the only way I want to go out to eat in the future. It was delightful.

“the same facts are re-stated over and over again”

They fined the guy for farting? Whether or not it’s speech, it’s a necessary bodily function that cannot always be controlled. No way you can fine someone for that. 

I really liked his Dawn of the Dead. There. Is said it. I’m petty sick of zombies, but I might give this a shot. This “shot” will probably consist of my husband selecting it having no idea what it is and me wandering into the room and saying “oh yeah, that, sure, let’s watch it.”

It won’t fit up the steps.

I used to be able to drive to work. Heavy sigh.

But his power is his boundless rage!!!

It reminds me of a sketch (maybe Kids in the Hall?) I saw one time where one guy’s “superpower” was that he had long arms. His name was something like Johnny Long Arms. It made it very difficult for him to drink.

You liked “Mystery Men” because it’s awesome.

I’m pretty sure he’s only getting two things.

Q can look however he wants. He’s immortal, but he’s not human.