I believe we already know the answer. They were horrifically, criminally homophobic.

My Friend Dahmer was quite good. The best part about it was that it was interesting stuff I did not already know.

I’m trying to think of any other industry where your manager would tell you to have sex with your co-worker in order to improve your working relationship.

If vulva is the hill I die on, so be it. There are worse ways to go.

I just want to remind everyone about the difference between a vagina and a vulva. The vulva is the outside part. The vagina is the inside part. We did not see Sharon Stone’s vagina. However, she has every right to be pissed that we saw her vulva. OK, I’m done.

Vulva. We saw her vulva, not her vagina. You have to get a lot closer to see a vagina, and you need a light.

Biden seems more like 170-ish, but yeah, point taken.

Wow. That scene in the gun store is pretty darn cute, though. What a sweet, responsible gun store sales person.

Adam Driver can be VERY handsome from the right angle.

I believe this is a standard nickname. He’s also sometimes called Meth Damon. He played a younger version of Damon’s character in All the Pretty Horses.

I could see the Iceland theatre doing it. They had a double bill of The Virgin Spring and Last House on the Left.

That sounds like the sort of thing this awesome theatre I visited in Iceland would do. Are you in Iceland?

I think it’s really unfair to call Beverly Hills Cop a watered down 48 Hours. I will allow that 48 Hours is a better movie, and it’s also really an action movie with some comedic elements rather than a comedy. But the important difference is that Murphy is a convict in the first and a super-competent policeman in the…

I don’t get the “still” in the question. The older I get, the more stuff makes me cry.

Completely different example, but the ending of the Snow Queen (the original fairy tale), where the protagonists are surprised to discover that during the course of the story they grew up, without even noticing. It’s how every childhood is. One day it’s just over, and you’re not quite sure when that happened. It’s…

Oh, and a ton of love songs that I used to be able to sing, and now I can’t sing without crying because they make me think about my love for me daughter. Think “Slave to Love” and “In My Life”. Being a mom is, like, big emotions. (And she went off to college this year. Sniff.)

I was freakin’ dehydrated after that movie. My daughter and her friends sat separate from me in the theatre because she knew I would cry, but when I found them they were all bawling .

All of it. Even the crappy stuff. I cried at Barbie Island Princess. It was her missing daughter! She thought her mom was dead! They found each other! Anything that has to do with not getting to see your kid grow up or the helpless level of love that mothers have for children. Examples would be Interstellar (ok,…

I feel like that’s the longest movies in the history of movies. I kept having to remind myself that I was still watching the same damn movie.

Goodness. That’s a quite a number.