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None of us are visiting this site again, but for our own beautiful reasons.

A poor adaptation of a videogame? Well that’s a first.

The first couple episodes of the new season of Star Trek: Picard have been pretty good.

Go watch Detroiters. That’s the only reason I got the service, and it was worth it.

“One: Ahsoka needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Two: whenever Ahsoka’s not on screen, the other characters should be saying, ‘where’s Ahsoka?’

“Here’s a slideshow of other famous people who died this year.”

As long as Villeneuve is involved and they disregard the comically inept cash grabs that are the non-Herbert Dune books, I look forward to whatever comes of this cryptic sound bite. 

I expect that, like all of Shawn Levy’s films, it will be aggressively fine.

Can’t you just feel the bad breath of Brian Herbert... thick and reeking of onions.

Space camel.

Everything you’ve listed here is completely optional to the player.  Get stuck on a boss? Summon help.  Melee too tough? Used ranged bows or spells.  Care about the Lore? Read item descriptions or look it up online.  I don’t see how any of this is bad.

No explanation for anything is a staple of the souls games. I kind of like it because it encourages community driven testing and discoveries which results in an actual community forming around the game.

It was a joke. The young Luke the article is referring to is about seven years old.

You know it’s only March, right? “Those we lost in [year]” retrospectives are usually saved for, you know, the end of the year

EW has the first look at Obi-Wan:

One of my friends & coworkers was surprised I enjoyed Abbott Elementary, since we also are in education & he thought it would be too close to many of our own harrowing experiences. I find there to be a sense of solidarity in it though 

Congratulations on the contract negotiations! Sounds like it worked out well.

The amount of times I have freeze framed the first episode of this season of Picard just to look at these ships... has been a LOT.

I am OVER the moon about them doing this and I’m really glad the show has learned its lessons from the previous season. With this and the whole new design aesthetic of the Stargazer? I am

“Negan and Maggie move to a rundown major metropolitan city. Where they begin to rebuild society, and probably hook up along the way...”

Oh for fucks sake.