A Chad is a good thing? I thought it was a male Karen. I’m so confused with slang today. I miss the tubular, bodacious days.

Forgot the z, gringo.

Southern Indian rats be all, “What’s up with this mild-ass shit?  Can I get a few ghosts and maybe a reaper in my tape buffet?”

I still laugh at this brand name - what is the worst possible shape for a tire?

Pro Tip: If you’ve never heard of the tire brand, don’t buy them. Better yet, just avoid Chinese tires altogether. 

Who is “getting rid of” ICE cars, and what does that mean to you?

Uhh, without knowing the distances, this doesn’t math up. Are you saying that previously you were doing 2 hours at 40 MPH and now 1 hour at 80? And to drop a 5 hour drive down to 3 from 55 MPH you would need to be doing 92MPH.

I’m not judging, but just to clarify you’re saying that your convenience is more important than reducing traffic fatalities.

I think you’re right. Previous Patrol generations seem to have been their own thing, that wasn’t sold here.

I believe this was only true for that generation, but all other generations featured it as a unique US model based on the Titan (similar to what the Sequoia is for Toyota).

I might be wrong, but I thought the Armada was just what they called the Patrol in the US market, at least for the outgoing generation.

Given the cult worship of the Land Cruiser, I’ve wondered why Nissan never promoted the Patrol for the US market. Was it even federalized and sold here?

Huh, weird, it should be a slideshow but I might have messed something up in our CMS for it to publish not as one.

I’ve said this before but I wish I could transport conservatives back to their vaunted golden age of unrestricted emissions and giant v-8s and see how long it takes before they choke on the fumes.

From one of my FB Car Sales groups, guy was trying to get this approved and was asking everyone why the bank sent back a “Reduce by $94,811"

There is an interesting detail from their report:

Missouri transplant here. I’ve lived North of KC for 16 years now and every single day, it seems, I’m shocked by how appallingly shitty the drivers are here. They are mind-bogglingly bad. Driver’s Ed is not a thing here. Turn 15, get a permit. Turn 16, get a license.

literally this morning saw two cars just stop at a redlight... and just go through.

I’ve got pretty good experience driving through every state west of the Mississippi and half of the ones east.  Driving through Missouri is easily my least favorite state to drive through/in.

Missouri is just Alabama with a playoff-bound football team and a tectonic plate. If the road leads to a church, they’ll repair it. If it leads to where Black people or liberals might live, they couldn’t care less.