It feels like “you just know nothing about finance” is the thing we always hear three weeks before finance bros fuck the economy all to hell.

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

Trainer: What’s your name?

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

A side question: At what point did “Support the Troops” morph into “Worship the Military?”

you’ll be ready for the Maple Leafs to suck for the 10th season in a row

Fair point. Waiting until a guy’s last at-bat would be some pretty weak shit.

Luckily Seattle plays Texas again in September so they can demonstrate their commitment to good sportsmanship by throwing at Odor in his last at-bat against them.

Wrong. Virtually everyone who commutes by bike also owns a car and pays the taxes you’re describing. Also, gas taxes pay only a portion of the bill for infrastructure and maintenance. Most of it comes from federal sources, meaning general tax revenue. Since recreational cyclists have a higher HHI than average, that…

OK, we get it - you have no idea how roads are payed for. Try a google search, learn something today.

You’ve completely misused this.

There is nothing smug about telling an asshole not to drive in the bike lane.

this +1 wants to buy you flowers

Bat flip. It was beautiful, timely, and it pissed off every old fuck hot take machine.

The flip that launched a thousand takes. Anything else would be NOT IN THE SPIRIT OF BASEBALL.

But so did Joey Bats! This is TOUGH

Bat Flip or get the fuck out.

Who?

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

Ciara was hardly the first person to get boned in England recently by some guy who hasn’t got a clue what he is doing.

A true professional, Austin. Didn’t break kayfabe when given the opportunity to ACTUALLY beat the shit out of a guy.