Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.

“Few people seem to care about our sport. What’s the move here?”

You would think that NHL/NBC would be prepared for a huge ratings drop without Chicago in it this year but I don’t think logic matters when it comes to the combination of networks, leagues, and TV ratings.

That’s a great Maple Leafs joke if not for this damn Raptors.

I’m a huge fan of Jack Armstrong on these broadcasts. He’s actually been doing an excellent job of asking this same question with great subtlety and restraint. Last night, I lost count of how many times he gently pointed out that it was a mistake going to small ball to match the Heat in the 4q and OT.

It seems that for partner violence, there is no middle area. There’s either “It’s not a big deal” (thankfully, this minority is becoming less and less vocal) or “Fuck this guy forever” (an opinion that has been empowered to celebrate a call for social/professional exile). Any opinion in the middle makes you seem like…

As a Canadian who thinks that our anthem, and many others, are overtly-religious/sexist bullshit, and have no place at sporting events, I really couldn’t care less about Wade taking a couple shots during it. But don’t kid yourselves, all this calling Canadians sensitive over this is ridiculous, if Steve Nash had done…

“Every single person who works for WWE from top to bottom is absolutely just as valuable as the next.”

Nobody pays to see Ryback. I think that’s about as close to a reason as I can muster.

Sure. There was also a lot less of it to go around, because basketball as a sport wasn’t nearly as popular, in the U.S. or internationally, as it is now. The number of NBA jobs has not scaled up in proportion to the growth of the game or the talent base, not remotely.

No disrespect, but I don’t buy this at all. Not even a little bit. And I’m old enough to remember most of these guys.

Nah.

I guarantee it’s worse than Lackey’s welcome back, for reasons completely unrelated to race. #LackLivesMatter

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

Republican party to Trump: “please remove your gaping maw from our dog whistle. You’re getting spittle on it."

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

“its so cute how you think you play for the team” St. Peter to all of the Mormons at the gate.