You work is sorely underappreciated.

the joke isn't negative towards white people.

Do you not see that the joke here is at Gwen's expense? This is a joke about white people.

foreigners...wanting to be fulfilled with sex workers, drugs, etc. for a fraction of the price

weeping cervix infections

Jealously is a curse.

No, violence is a perfectly reasonable response to things one disagrees with.

We aim to please. You aim too, please.

All the best people have them.

she became a fugitive

It's apparently A Thing this week. A couple of humans whom I'm kinja mates with had the same (I assume) tool come for them as well. It's all rather bizarre.

I'm not outraged, at all, son. Bemused, at most.

Your suburban disgust is my oxygen.

What kind of nerd gets off on (poorly) impersonating people on Kinja? What kind of fool even thinks that's a thing? What kind of lame thinks your schtick is funny?

That nice man who pulled a gun on you? What else did he tell you?

Given up on title case, have we?

#provincial

It's rare that humans will admit to having more money than sense, so, kudos for that, I suppose.