I’m waiting for Curt to start selling his own brand of cheap mock English coins. The headline will be awesome:

The 1993 Phillies team with Schilling, Dykstra, Daulton, and Kruk must have had the most amazing/horrifying locker room stories.

You realize that the reason why she needs the birth certificate is so that she can get an ID, right? That’s kind of the point of the article.

The Bella Sisters are famous. The Fabulous Moolah is a legend.

I’d disagree about the Fabulous Moolah. She was pretty much the go to female wrestler of the 1980's.

This is actually a genius diversion on the part of the Padres. Cardinals fans will have no idea what to do when they find out that the guy stealing signs from them is kind of a cop.

This is federal judges reviewing the CBA of a union. The fact that it’s pro football players and not steamfitters or teamsters or whatever is pretty much immaterial.

We can tell because you don’t seem to have any idea how appeals courts function.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

A Becky is a white girl, though.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

Call your representative. Vote better. Support better candidates.

Boycotts hurt. They’re meant to. They hurt people who are not directly responsible for, are likely ambivalent to, and may be outright opposed to, the cause of the boycott. It’s pretty much inevitable, and again, you could argue that they’re meant to do this. (They also frequently inconvenience or hurt the people…

The NBA should consider regularly hosting All-Star weekend in areas that don’t have pro basketball. Places like Vegas, Omaha, Philadelphia, etc.

This should fix everything right up as the Carolinas historically react so well to ultimatums from outsiders.

If you say “potsticker” with a Boston accent, it basically rhymes with swastika.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Donald Trump: They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.

My parents meeting opening line was "No one on this team will play Major League Baseball. No one on this team will get an athletic scholarship. No one on this team will brag about anything that they did on this team when they are in college. This is a bunch of kids playing a game. Your job is to not ruin it for them.…

Only in Florida is “high and outside” reason enough to fight.