If given the opportunity, humans are lazy.

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Say what you will about the music, but Billy Joel is a fucking genius. He hasn’t released an album since 1993, so he has no embarrassing late career stuff for people to hate (I’m ignoring the weird classical album, which is still nearly 20 years old). He plays approximately 10 shows a year, all a designated drive from…

Or, imagine a truly despised team goes 16-0 in the regular season, blitzes through the playoffs, and then is upset by a(n admittedly loathsome if not by half) “underdog” led by a man-child with permanent derp face in some sort of culminating event.

Then fucking win in the playoffs?

Still less than they paid Bobby Bonilla on September 19.

Not that this idea is new or anything, but one more time for the people in the back: stating that you are not / don’t want to be political is very much taking a political position.

This veteran clinic escort thanks you from the bottom of my heart. 

You must really love your wife

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

What’s yo name: Manny D

Disingenuous in that everything he said is accurate, but didn’t add a caveat that only Miami fans care about.

This seems like “I’m sorry - there was no way for me to know that she’d become single again right after you and I got married.”

jon ossoff lost by more than someone who, as far as anyone can tell, literally did not exist.

Every fifty years you can count on a Rolling Stones concert in San Francisco ending in a fracas. Time is on their side.

And cocaine. Don’t forget all the cocaine he did. 

No, there really isn’t, because it’s none of your goddamned business. Weddings are usually planned a year or so in advance. I doubt she was considering coming forward a year ago.

Well the complaint includes text messages (ie -evidence, not simply accusations) showing that at the VERY LEAST he’s a huge fucking asshole who sexually assaulted her. Also, she “willingly went back to his house” after he exposed himself and masturbated on her, not after the forcible rape (unless you’re referring to…

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

The fact that FiveThirtyEight is even a thing will never cease to blow my mind. Nate Silver built a goddamn empire out of correctly predicting the most obvious election in a generation at a time when common logic was viewed as some mystical commodity (see also: Gladwell, Malcolm).