You’re probably the ass that pretends a second carry on bag is your “personal item”.

I’ll give you credit for trying, but there’s no way I’m letting you get away with putting me in the middle. But I’m sure it does work with some people.

Thanks for contributing to the shittiness of commercial air travel.

And I’ll purposely be annoying for the rest of the flight, because I know there’s no way that was done on accident.

You are a dick prick.

Man, I can’t wait to encounter you on a plane. I see you cowardly passive aggressive millennial

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Any time workers are given a victory in sharing in the profit made off of their efforts I cheer!

Here’s the thing; we don’t automatically assume everyone involved in an MVA was drinking and administer sobriety and blood alcohol tests. So there’s a flaw in that logic - assuming everyone involved in an MVA was also distracted by their mobile device feels like a pretty big leap and one which could easily be…

well bless your heart.

How angry is Kanye right now?

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

I think this is also a different case than, say, Springsteen. First and foremost, Springsteen pulling out is a bigger financial loss that speaks more directly to the middle class, white, cisgender population. That’s a statement that someone at the level of Springsteen can- and should- make.

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

Come on now, Houston. Don’t you wish you had another ring? I know I do.

this was so many

Earlier this evening, I read an article about how it’s awful to work with people my age, because we’re… something. It was unclear