No, implying that the dildo was on top of the pillow not underneath. Ted is the dildo in this statement.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

I think the best way to completely ruin Superdelegates is to have Zack Snyder direct their movie.

I’ll never cease to be amazed by how quickly people forget that superdelegates jumped ship from Clinton to Obama in 2008 once it became clear that he was winning.

There’s no conspiracy. If Bernie were actually winning (or if he manages some major upsets in the next few big primaries) more superdelegates would join his…

It is unclear whether sprinting on a home run is a violation of baseball’s unwritten laws, or counts as playing the game the right way. A meeting to determine the answer will be held following the next Springsteen show.

I doubt many of them are Trump or Cruz supporters, so...

So in other words, you are not doubting they are Hillary supporters by doubting that they are Hillary supporters? Lol.

One of the main side effects of collagen injections is loose lips.

Dude, when the time comes I’m pretty sure you can find a way to vote in Louisiana.

Who Gat

He’s probably more embarrassed to be seen with Kevin Connolly

Clinton has been doing it for decades. It would be interesting to see what would happen if/when the GOP put Sanders on blast.

‘Shared a bath with the Masters winner’(!!!) Wow, look how far we’ve come. Fuzzy Zoeller still doesn’t think he should have to share a bathroom with one particular Masters winner.

I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.

wow. Over a fender bender. Guns make all situations more dangerous. Sad.

There are a bunch of people spouting that off in the Facebook comments. I’m just sitting here thinking, “if he left politics out of his music/shows, what would he play?”

I’m not really a huge NASCAR fan (can’t name any drivers, prefer road courses to high speed rings, etc.), but I find it strange that you would go to the comments section of an article about NASCAR on an auto blog to question the enthusiasm someone has for the sport.