Do not tell anyone else about this. Beach Drive is already packed every night of the week, year round. Great food, great parks, great art, getting a little weird, but no parking. Upper 70s weather today, while it snows in the midwest and northeast. This will be our secret. Pink Skull has not the faintest idea. But…

Any city that has a Dali museum automatically bumps up a few spots in the rankings.

That's gotta be a mistake. The only thing Oakland is top 4 in is the AFC West. And that's only because they can't get any lower.

Tampa Bay is not a city.

Fuckers couldn’t even get “energy” right. No way they can handle Benjamin.

Gabagool?

Whatever you guys are paying Diana, it's not enough.

REALLY?! Wow. I just. Wow. You know you can see certain people with a late-in-life conversion and he's just not one I would have picked from a list of 90s band leaders.

“Fuck. So close.”

Did someone ask her whether the school should have toilet paper in the bathrooms?

More coherent than any Rand novel

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

I do love a millennial who thinks 40 years olds are so old we don’t know what the internet is or how to use it. (do they not teach the history of the technology in school?)

When he says “New York values”, I just assumed he meant “Jewey-Jewtown.”

I like it. More importantly, I hate the students.

Or they can call it Ray Jay.

Goddamn. Calling your governor out at a Starbucks is one thing, but this woman dares to give her email out in mother fucking YouTube comments. That is a bad bitch if there ever was one.

This is quite a good summary.

My summary:

I didn't even go to law school, and I didn't follow the trial, but I'm pretty sure nobody ever gets "proven not guilty," regardless of the verdict. People are not found to be guilty, but there's a difference.