AGGGHHH!! So many shivers from this story!

Goddamn. Thank goodness they got out of there. That is some straight-up malevolent shit.

Big star for you! Kinja won’t let me star.

“A lot of the allegations are false, as you know but given therapy and couseling as other people have done, I think I’d be able to get there...”

Jay-Z’s The Blueprint came out on 9/11. Everyone should reference that album whenever someone bitches about their career tanking thanks to a national tragedy.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

This reminds my random mind of a story, where my husband had a ‘friendship’ with a goose who lived in the park-area around his workplace. He named her Gertrude (or Gurty, like the character in ET), and he really liked her. Then, one day, She was out there hanging out with Richard, and my husband was over the moon!…

Apropos, the verb “addle” originally meant the act of shaking an egg to break the yolk inside, thus terminating gestation without destroying the egg as a population-control method against nesting geese and other waterfowl (who will just lay another one if they lose it, but will sit on an addled one until it goes bad,…

She actually sided with Fox and said she didn’t believe many of the victims of sexual harassment there at first, so.

You’re very cool. Congratulations on being very cool.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Fox is like the hood over my stove. It’s constantly covered in this thin film of tacky, disgusting grease and when you touch it by mistake you recoil.

BMW of North America, Mitsubishi Motors, Lexus, Constant Contact, Bayer, Ainsworth Pet Nutrition, Untuckit, Allstate, T. Rowe Price, GlaxoSmithKline, Sanofi, and Wayfair followed suit.

hahaha I’m going to very happily forward this to my dad with the subject line “guess you’re gonna need something else to fall asleep to on the couch every night”

i just watched the last episode a little while ago and that moment when she reassures Max that he’s a good boy and the tooth fairy will still come for him almost made me break down.

I’ve been thinking a lot about this, also! Celeste was so adamant at *every* therapy appointment that Perry would NEVER hurt the kids, I don’t think it ever crossed her mind that an abusive household does more than just physical damage. I also think that’s what truly, finally motivated her enough to leave him.

“only a white girl could get away with this lol”

Willow and Tombstone. I would kiss that man for those two movies alone. He may be off his rocker a bit, but let us remember... he is everyone’s huckleberry.

Probably spends more time on a toilet shitting out burned steak.

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