I had the same plan. Am now terrified that it may be a girl. Who wants to bring a girl into this world knowing how she will be treated.

Nothing makes me more sick to my stomach than the thought of the first black president having to smile and cede the White House to the chosen candidate of the KKK.

If we ever had any doubt how violently the entire world hates women — including a staggering percentage of women — we can definitively put it to rest.

You know, I went and looked it up!

It gets really old when white women don’t understand or attempt to understand the meaning of certain songs written by people of color, or even any piece of clothing or accessories from other cultures like headdresses and bindis, yet they still claim they’re doing “respectful tributes” when they use them just for fun…

This is a sad and terrible story and I am so sorry for you and your dog.

aw i want to hug 7 year old you :(

I was away at school and I didn’t have all my stuff yet and I stole another girl’s soap to shower (I mean, I put it back, but noticeably diminished). She called me out on it and I panicked and lied and EVERYONE SMELLED ME to confirm it was really her soap, which of course it was.

Aw I love the happy ending with your mom and her new house spirit.

Kinda😃

That would create an evil-aunt singularity and cause the universe to collapse in upon itself. You wanna watch the world burn or something?

Same, I didn’t set out to watch the whole thing in one sitting, but I couldn’t stop! There was something about wanting to smack her and wanting to hug her, in equal measure, that made it instantly addictive.

*phew* OK, that’s not my Evil Aunt’s name. But dang that means there are two of them.

Yes to all. Her name is Donna.

Oh my god. So glad she thought of that and so glad she was okay and you were born!

Holy shit, are we? Does your weird aunt have an annoying mansplaining boyfriend? Does she walk around pantsless when she’s at home? And does she have a really unnerving habit of leaving the bathroom door when she’s in there, for fear she might miss something that is being discussed?

I feel like at least she has a warning, you know? In that time you can be proactive. Go to church, get your holy water on. Go to a santeria witch and your protection spell on. Just get prepared as fuck.

My bedroom was across from my sister’s when we were little and I could see into it. She used to sit up, open her eyes and look at me. Scream bloody murder, then lay back down. No recollection of ever doing it.

Kids really are terrifying. My mom used to tell my brother and me that she was terrified of him when he was a baby.

holy shit!!