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Fun fact: went over to Sephora.com to buy a couple of these...and ended up spending $90 on a bunch of other crap. (None of it is crap.)

Fun fact: went over to Sephora.com to buy a couple of these...and ended up spending $90 on a bunch of other crap.

This stuff really does make any shadow - liner, too - just STAY PUT. It can be a little challenging at first! But amazing once you get used to that.

This stuff really does make any shadow - liner, too - just STAY PUT. It can be a little challenging at first! But

wait i saw her too and youre missing the last part of the joke. the joke is that these dumb sex terms are actually rape. they arent funny things to joke about with your bros because they are rape. i think she ends it with like “ummmm you’re describing rape”

Why is he her responsibility? Just yesterday I read an article on Gawker or one of these sites about smarm, and frankly, degrading her feminism because this dude pops off at the mouth is pretty smarmy by making this not about this dude popping off at the mouth, but about her value as a feminist.

In her HBO special, she describes this in the context of a bit about different kinds of sex acts, and the punchline to that joke is “that’s just straight up rape” and that women wouldn’t find that hilarious. So, it’s a rape joke, but it punches up.

I kept scrolling in disbelief until I found this lol. The only facewash I deem good enough to grace my face with (and prevent breakouts -_-).

I kept scrolling in disbelief until I found this lol. The only facewash I deem good enough to grace my face with

I mean, Jesus could be performing miracles on the platform and I would ignore it because I am probably hot and just want to get where I am going, goddamn it.

The Met has definitely banned selfie sticks, and I think the Getty and some other museums as well.

A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte

Starry Night is mesmerizing in person. I think that’s where I began quietly weeping.

Oh, this article and Mayer can just fuck right off.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I don’t think it’s inherently racist to wonder if those were real words. My husband is from the virgin islands and his mother is from antigua. A few months ago at a party all his cousins were like, “I don’t know wtf she’s saying.”

yeah, it’s crazy that no one can understand what she’s saying. I mean, you just turn on that song, and it’s totally obvious. It couldn’t be more clear! Personally, I’m amazed not everyone gets that. I mean, you can say first what the lyrics are? I also know them, but I don’t want to deprive you of the opportunity to

If I ever have kids, I’m not going to allow them to watch anything Disney. It’s Game of Thrones for them. Valar Morghulis, ya little monsters.

I think in the very beginning they were cheap. Here is a picture of the very first Miss America.

And yet the scene will have nothing on the drama and sadness that was Betty Spaghetti getting a telegram about her George...

Is tom Hanks slowly morphing into a big toe? He kind of looks it in that screengrab.

That’s not a twist. It’s a casting decision for a new character. A twist might have been recasting the old character with an African-American woman.

It’s almost like I was being sarcastic.