SATC and Bridget Jones are meant to be about the happy ending. Until they realize there is money to be made in breaking up the people that they’d convinced you were made to be.

Yet she was able to do it correctly. So it’s not too complicated, if you pay attention and act like it matters.

holy fuck yes with the kitchen organization. My otherwise awesome husband just doesn’t seem to give a shit whether anything is in any sort of expected place. If god forbid he has to unload the dishwasher, he’ll just grab stuff and stuff it in whatever cabinet has a space, with no regard whether that’s where it’s…

Oh, I can relate. Not about the turd-brushing, but Mr.TARDIS is just like this. I can tell you, however, that these idiot instances reduce in frequency as the kids get older. Thank god, too, because I can’t imagine going for 18-20 full years yelling, “Oh, my GOD the instructions ARE RIGHT HERE.”

I am in love with your teacher too.

Without crushing the kids?

Don’t worry, there is hope. My friend found a vintage cocktail dress that happened to be off white and frilly for $50. Then she told the store owner it was going to be for her wedding. The next day it was $250 and had been “mislabeled”. She got it anyway, but, yeah, people are assholes about weddings.

I NEED TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST

I know it’s a typo, but I’m laughing and imagining a shop of clothes specifically for people to be buried in.

It’s a Target.

I’m with the librarian about Point #2. You can’t expect a library to get rid of all the children’s books with subtle sexist messages. Even if the library just got rid of all the books with OVERT sexist messages, it wouldn’t carry any European fairy tales. (Except Hansel and Gretel. Gretel’s a badass.) I think the…

I almost cried, as a 30 year old black man who has only cried at a movie twice before (Free Willy when I was little, and Up, because Up), but the messaging probably struck a little close to home for me.

this is awesome! apologies for the late reply. I was out of town. I love this kind of stuff. I thought after I wrote this that since she was teaching and not a student like the women above, that Westmoreland may have been a married name- but your info here makes this so much more intriguing.

That is the most amazing little tidbit of information about Kirk Cameron I’ve ever read.

Yeah, I was surprised to see her kiss someone too. Unless the actor is her actual husband IRL? Kirk Cameron won’t kiss other women in his movies. Either they cast his wife or they use his wife as a body double for any scenes involving kissing.

I’d complain, but honestly I’m still basking in the hilarity of them using the exact same tragic plotline of losing a spouse after having your third kid. There is a very specific curse in that family that kills off spouses after a Tanner has a third kid of the same sex as the spouse.

This is my face whenever I have to deal with sexism in the workplace

History?

That’s not an accident.

But within one afternoon, completely unexpectedly, I got a feeling from her that set off my Mama Alarm Bells and made me realize that I could no longer welcome her in our home.