“Who the hell is Terry?” thousands of Super Smash Bros. fans all asked, in unison, just one moment ago.

well said. 

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

Lmao you sweet summer-ass child

Even having to kneel down next to Debora’s Cliff with the red orb, despite there being no hint whatsoever that this is necessary to progress?

I mean, I’m a big ol’ Simon fan, but there were parts of that game that were absolutely opaque during its launch period.

I  didn't know they were fucking, but it certainly makes that whole situation clearer now. 

It would be “too bad” if Trump fatally rage stroked-out and his disease riddled carcass toppled over and crushed Mike Pence’s soft skull.

20 years ago, we might’ve thought this headline referred to a masked martial arts expert peeing on a cocktail party without twitching.

Prediction: The crowd will start the chant. Trump will, in fact, “silence the crowd, tell them, ‘Hey, don’t do that...’”

I work across the street from US Bank Arena. I felt like I was walking through the streets of the third reich this morning going into work, except everyone has diabetes and gets winded walking up stairs.

+1 for the perfect, yet extremely depressing because true, reference.

I still don’t understand why so many republicans are so focused on saving Trump’s ass. If they impeached him, they’d end up with Pence, who shares all the same racist white supremacist views as they do, but with the knowledge of how to accomplish those goals through legislation, with a bonus helping of a minimum…

We are in full-blown “1984 Successfully Bred with Brave New World” territory.

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

If we’re doing star trek...

Well I like it!

(Anybody who replies to this with that Ron Burgundy “that escalated quickly” meme will be shot through my bathroom door.)

I tried a similar move over one of those big concrete Kit Kat bar-shaped things in front of my parking spot. It didn’t go well. I had to have both legs amputated just below the knee. Then I murdered my girlfriend through a bathroom door in South Africa.

Seriously now. Fuck mobile games for 3 fucking reasons: