jonathonhero
Jonathon Hero
jonathonhero

Yes! Love that movie!

YOU TAKE IT BACK LITTLE MONSTERS IS A FUCKING 80s GEM!!!!

The thing about aliens is, they’re alien. So we wouldn’t really know their motives. But (snark aside, of course) why would they wipe out humanity? Assuming they are rapacious conquerors or religious fanatics is mostly just projection. It’s a really big universe. Anything they could get from conquering earth they could

With the probings aliens are famous for they’re probably more afraid of watching Maury. A lot of weird paternity questions could arise.

This strikes me as a dumb poll.

“Who the hell is Terry?” thousands of Super Smash Bros. fans all asked, in unison, just one moment ago.

well said. 

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No

Lmao you sweet summer-ass child

Even having to kneel down next to Debora’s Cliff with the red orb, despite there being no hint whatsoever that this is necessary to progress?

I mean, I’m a big ol’ Simon fan, but there were parts of that game that were absolutely opaque during its launch period.

So long as they don’t choose to include the underage group sex...

I  didn't know they were fucking, but it certainly makes that whole situation clearer now. 

As someone who has spectrum cable service as well as the spectrum cable app for both an iPad and an Apple TV, it only works when you are home, basically. If you are traveling, like at a hotel room, it allows you to watch a handful of the stations for which you were actually paying.

Disney didn’t acquire DC comics, dude. 

I’ve got just the thing:

This is excellent.  I can’t wait to see what they put together for Russi Taylor.

What a wonderful video. I’m not crying. You’re crying. As a Father who deals with epilepsy and who has a 9 year old daughter who is a huge fan of the Descendant movies his death spooked her. My wife and I spoke to her last night before we all watched the last Descendant movie that Daddy doesn’t suffer the same type of

It would be “too bad” if Trump fatally rage stroked-out and his disease riddled carcass toppled over and crushed Mike Pence’s soft skull.

20 years ago, we might’ve thought this headline referred to a masked martial arts expert peeing on a cocktail party without twitching.