He has plenty of Bottom Men too.

I can’t understand what he’s saying :( I know the individual words, because they’re easy words, but I don’t understand how they come together as a sentence, the narrative thread I’m supposed to follow...

And anytime Cable isn’t on screen, everyone should be asking “Where’s Cable?”

Horseshit. The relations are already bad, what you’re advocating for is utter stupidity mixed with some outright lies and some whataboutism. Piss off.

A lot of these people are objectively stupid, but that’s not really the issue.

I sure do miss looking at pictures of rallies in Weimar Germany and wondering ‘How did anyone fall for that shit?’

Don’t panic until he vows to make AMTRAK run on time…

What makes it even worse is that the Germans made their choice against a backdrop of hyperinflation, raging unemployment and civil war in the streets between communists and national socialists. What’s our excuse?

Well, you already had people with Swastika armbands march through Charlottesville. But that’s just a symptom. You’ve had Libertarians and Conservatives in a joint effort to put the axe to the polical system as a whole, to destroy the notion of a government of the people, by the people, for the people, to brand it a…

or use “Rocket Man” as WWE-style entrance music

I heard a rumor that it’s just going to be Shigeru Miyamoto walking up to a 3DS on a table, pistol in hand, sadly firing a single round through it, and then walking away.

I’m letting everybody know that when this bastard kicks it, I’m celebrating. I’m not biting my tongue, I’m throwing a party. If it’s a weekday, I’m calling in sick, getting drunk, and having a good time, because regardless of the weather, it’ll be a really great day.

The most disappointing part of my day is when I hear Trump hasn’t dropped dead yet. Come on deep state what are you waiting for?

Not sure if you’ve ever played with planeswalkers, but they can be a liability as much as an asset. An aggressive deck can pretty much ignore them and swing for your face. They’re very balanced - no different than Artifacts or Enchantments, just easier to remove.

“He’s more Cheeto than man, now.” ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi

I see some people not clapping in that picture. Look at all this fucking treason.

“Washed out colors for Superman”

Yes it looks dorky and yes that’s the whole point. I’d be so concerned if they went for a grim ‘n’ gritty Shazam.

In his juvenile attempts to demean him post-firing, how will Trump refer to McMaster in tweets?