Burying the lead:

After some thoughts regarding cell phones and health insurance I propose this:

He’ll have all the answers he needs (and more!) once Rush Limbaugh’s children’s book series about him and his time traveling, talking horse get around to the 1860's! And yes, they are available in an audiobook format.

What’s a Wiz Khalifa?

The quality of Wisdom Tree’s NES games is proof-positive that, if God exists, she doesn’t give a shit about videogames.

A lot of games were, but jrpgs or anything that required a lot of translation (or in the case of old carts, extra ram) was always more expensive from my experience.

Your NBA 2k dynasty character is a whiny, selfish, prima donna. All about himself and trying to be as flashy as can be...

This this this this this this this.

“...lost any fear of the electoral consequences...”

Not all game reviews benefit from sharing personal stories, but this one certainly did.

Nah, that’s a stupid human trick. We all can do it.

Easily my favorite Final Fantasy.

I think this just confirms the idea that “regular” Mario is a little person, and consumption of a Super Mushroom merely gives him average human proportions.

Devin Hester - You. Were. Ridiculous.

I was out for drinks with a cavalcade of b and c list genre stars after working a con a few years ago and struck up a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He thanked me for getting him away from his client - Jake Lloyd, the non-Hayden Christensen kid who played Anakin Skywalker.

Good times. I was there for the celebration mob. Someone tried to steal my broom - wasnt going to let that happen given that it was the first night i had ever held that particular broom. At some point a rumor circulated that Brandon Mccarthy was there at an apartment off-campus (never mind the logistics) so a buddy…

“There’s only so much “real” gaming that can be done on a mobile device.”

You’re entitled to your opinion of course, but if the hardware of the portable can run anything that the last generation of consoles could run than either: a) You don’t believe anything prior to this current generation was “real” gaming. Or: b) You acknowledge that this portable device is capable of “real” gaming.

Schpadoinkle!

Only two of those teams won championships instantly, two of them won years after signing the mentioned player (and in the case of the Broncos, despite having signed the mentioned player), and one of those teams never won a championship with said player.